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Eating With Ziggy 
Excellent! Congratulations.
I love Ziggy.
Thousands of hours dedicated to research, eating, editing, some blood, sweat, and tears. Now you are on your way to a Pulitzer Prize. I would like your autograph please. Way to go Ziggy.
Fantanstique!!!!!!!! Finally published – I was waiting for this….. now you will never have to worry about a reservation…wait.. you never did!!!!!!! xxoxoxo G