10. The place is sort of neat looking. Like what you expect to find at a secret Playboy tunnel
9. They have a Chicken Pot Pie that will make you wish you were Amish
8. Their head bartender has more moves than Nicky Minaj. Try the Start Me Up!
7. Their carrot tartare will make you start eating carrots
6. You now realize that on your previous trip you went to the wrong Nomad. It happens quite often actually. Like 1 out of 10 Asian tourists go to the wrong nomad. Cabbies love it and make bets.
5. Their Bay Scallops will make you start eating carrots (strange, I know)
4. The Cocktail Explosion will make your 15 Instagram followers very jealous (and worried)
3. The meaning of Life, Christmas, and Marriage will instantly be revealed once you try the 28 day Dry-Aged Burger with bone marrow. Except if you are Jewish of course. The meaning of Marriage will be revealed after day two.
2. You could finally say you ate chicken at the NoMad! Although I dont really get why you needed to say that
1. Their Fries will make your kids put their phones away and tell you about their day.
It does look very neat. Please explain what pictures 5, 6, 8 and 9 are?.